so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend
and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad
I AM IN DISBELIEF
Update: i have now procured a date
when your next victim finally comes into the stall
This is fucked up. I’m crying.
aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it
my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex
People who consider themselves their pets mom and dad are my favorite kind of people and I don’t know how a person could live with a pet otherwise!
this is nice to read because i think most people consider me crazy :)
What is gay sex
Reblog if you want your followers to put the Pokémon they think Best Represents you into your ask box.
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
talk dirty to me
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show