1. awkwardvagina:


    so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend


    and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 



    Update: i have now procured a date

    Reblogged from: jigsawlovey
  2. stability:



    when your next victim finally comes into the stall


    This is fucked up. I’m crying.

    aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it


    Reblogged from: orgasm
  3. phobias:

    my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  4. hotdiggitydogblog:


    People who consider themselves their pets mom and dad are my favorite kind of people and I don’t know how a person could live with a pet otherwise!

    this is nice to read because i think most people consider me crazy :)

    Reblogged from: hotdiggitydogblog
  5. officialwhitegirls:


    What is gay sex


    Reblogged from: orgasm
  6. And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.
    She was always holding my hand (via everythingyoulovetoohate)
    Reblogged from: lil-wolfie0917
  7. weallliveinapokemonworldd:


    Reblog if you want your followers to put the Pokémon they think Best Represents you into your ask box.image

    yes please

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  8. First you break his shoulder, then you break his heart.
    my friend (via pemsylvania)
    Reblogged from: tnapes
  9. ddaughter:

    i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

    Reblogged from: zachlilley
  10. mariofartwii:

    talk dirty to me


    Reblogged from: orgasm
  11. wanksclub:

    i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  12. livinginthewind:

River’s Secrets by Burtn
    Reblogged from: livinginthewind
  13. Reblogged from: the-beauty-of-words-blog
  14. dontneedyourheroact:

    what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  15. Reblogged from: oomshi

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