1. quentintortellini:

    pen pals with benefits

    Reblogged from: oomshi
  2. rebagled:

    *aggressively doesn’t know*

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  3. Wanna be nosy...here's your chance.

    • 0: Height
    • 1: Virgin?
    • 2: Shoe size
    • 3: Do you smoke?
    • 4: Do you drink?
    • 5: Do you take drugs?
    • 6: Age you get mistaken for
    • 7: Have tattoos?
    • 8: Want any tattoos?
    • 9: Got any piercings?
    • 10: Want any piercings?
    • 11: Best friend?
    • 12: Relationship status
    • 13: Biggest turn ons
    • 14: Biggest turn offs
    • 15: Favorite movie
    • 16: I’ll love you if
    • 17: Someone you miss
    • 18: Most traumatic experience
    • 19: A fact about your personality
    • 20: What I hate most about myself
    • 21: What I love most about myself
    • 22: What I want to be when I get older
    • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
    • 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
    • 25: My idea of a perfect date
    • 26: My biggest pet peeves
    • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
    • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
    • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
    • 30: What I hate the most about work/school
    • 31: What your last text message says
    • 32: What words upset me the most
    • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
    • 34: What I find attractive in women
    • 35: What I find attractive in men
    • 36: Where I would like to live
    • 37: One of my insecurities
    • 38: My childhood career choice
    • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
    • 40: Who I wish I could be
    • 41: Where I want to be right now
    • 42: The last thing I ate
    • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
    • 44: A random fact about anything
    Reblogged from: tnapes
  4. tnapes:

    gnumblr:

    Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

    🔫🍭😎🌽🌸

    😍🙈😘😩💰

    😍😝
    Reblogged from: tnapes
  5. illkim:

    *waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  6. teamrocketing:

    *tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  7. floweranger:

    do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  8. dietcrush:

    don’t change your url without consulting me first that’s disrespectful and I will not have it

    Reblogged from: oomshi
  9. greetings:

    when u hear someone talking shit about u

    image

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  10. Reblogged from: afternoonsnoozebutton
  11. Reblogged from: the-beauty-of-words-blog
  12. cocaineteas:

    me posing for a pic:

    image

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  13. wongburger:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    pleaseremembermefondly:

    charlisheen:

    you know what i want to know

    how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

    image 

    solve that mystery steve

    THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

    EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

    PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

    image

    THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

    SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

    GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

    tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

    Reblogged from: silentnoisemaker
  14. oomshi:

    have a nice monday don’t blow anyone in a porta potty

    Reblogged from: oomshi
  15. trebled-negrita-princess:

    theuppitynegras:

    I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

    somebody gets it.

    Reblogged from: silentnoisemaker
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